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Oh, no, he didn’t!

If somebody were to have asked us to make a list of the members of Nevada’s state Senate who we thought would park illegally in a handicapped space, we’d have ranked Senate Majority Leader Steven Horsford pretty close to the bottom. He’s a bright, intelligent guy who’s been an advocate for the disabled in his career. (BTW, top of our list of would-be parking violators? Maurice Washington. Definitely.)

So imagine our surprise when KNTV Channel 13 investigative reporter Darcy Spears reported a story Monday in which Horsford was caught in the act: The senator’s white Ford Expedition — bearing Nevada “state senator” license plates — is clearly parked immediately adjacent to a handicapped space, in an area marked clearly by white diagonal stripes as a loading zone for people with disabilities. The vehicle was parked outside a youth football game for more than five hours, according to the mother of a little girl who uses a wheelchair but was unable to find parking at the game.

Let’s do a quick look at what’s wrong here:

1. It’s totally ass to park in or around handicapped spaces without a legitimate permit. We suspect even Horsford agrees with that. (A written statement he issued though the executive director of the Democratic Senate caucus says Horsford “inadvertently” parked in the space, but that he promised not to do it again. We put in a call to get a copy of the statement for ourselves, but didn’t immediately hear back. If, in fact, the statement contains the word “inadvertently,” we’d also have to classify that as “ass,” since the markings are impossible to miss.)

2. But the felony stupidity here is to park in or around a handicapped space with your state Senate license plates on the car! Seriously, who does that? People already think politicians believe they belong to a special, privileged class that doesn’t have to follow the same rules as the rest of us. Why prove it by cramming a hulking SUV into a space reserved for handicapped people to unload their cars? And why broadcast your identity (the owners of those plates are a matter of public record) and risk losing the votes and support of people who are disabled and who advocate for the disabled? If you’re going to use those special plates on your vehicle, you’d damn well better drive (and park) as if you were Miss Manners on her best day!

Now, we know Horsford and we like him. He’s a smart guy, and he doesn’t make a habit of doing things like this. Perhaps the lot was full and he was late, or something. But that cannot excuse what’s not only an act of incivility, but also a crime punishable by a big fine. (Drop off your kids and go find a parking space somewhere else, for God’s sake!)

If we were Horsford, we’d figure out what the fine is for parking illegally in a handicapped space, and donate that amount immediately to a group that advocates for disabled people. And then we’d resolve to park only in authorized spaces from now on. Or at least take the damn “state senator” plates off your car and use regular ones!

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5 Responses to “Oh, no, he didn’t!”

A few more common excuses heard in Las Vegas traffic court:

No way I let some little kid pass me on a bike

I figured if I got going fast enough I could make it all the way to the top of the pyramid

That guy in the crosswalk was at least two steps away from my lane

I would swear I saw that Holly Madison billboard wink at me

When I saw that giant “Donny and Marie” sign, I figured I must be dreaming and could drive any way I wanted

The ambulance behind me ran the red too and he didn’t get a ticket

There’s no way my car could have been going that fast in reverse with the parking brake still on

It would be wasteful not to burn the tread off the old tires before getting new ones

When I was at the club, someone must have put something in my bottle of Tequila

Apparently, the valet parker re-set the cruise control on my Ferrari

I don’t get off work ‘til 8:00, and I like to check all the 99-cent stores in town before they close

I lost the cap on the way to my car, so I had to finish the bottle in the parking garage because of the open container law

The way I see it, each extra airbag gives me a little more margin for error

I’m really sorry; when I’m texting with the governor, I forget to pay attention to the road

Nina said if I got a ticket, her boyfriend could get it fixed

Written by: J.T. on Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009 at 6:26 AM

Common excuses heard in Las Vegas traffic court:

If State Senator 17 can do it, why can’t I?

Had to crane neck to catch wardrobe malfunction in “stripper-mobile”

Was staring into casinos looking for 98% payback slots

Thought Summerlin residents always had right-of-way

Three-foot-tall margarita glass got pinned against accelerator

Hooker went for my wallet

Was afraid homeless vet asking for a quarter would scratch my new Mercedes

Called my wife at home but John Ensign answered

A man’s got to know his bumper’s limitations

Brake pads melted into little puddles last summer

“Face to Face” was starting in five minutes

Hard to hold “Direct to your room” cards, cell phone, and steering wheel at same time

My golf pro said I should drive like Tiger Woods

Thought the leaning tower at City Center was coming my way

Running late to deliver bribe to County Commissioner

Involuntary retina lock on Crazy Girls statue’s butts

Decided to double-down on speed limit

Almost time for shift change at Olympic Garden

Just once, wanted to drive like Dan Tanna

Screw it – it’s just a rental car

After taking “Vegas Mixx”, mistook raging erection for stick shift

I’ll have you know I was voted “Safest Cabdriver” three times

Desperately trying to find radio station not playing Harry Reid commercial

Don’t be such a wuss – back in Boston, that’s just a love tap

Damn gin-soaked mayor cut me off again

Written by: J.T. on Tuesday, Dec. 1, 2009 at 5:39 AM

“Now, we know Horsford and we like him. He’s a smart guy, and he doesn’t make a habit of doing things like this.”

Be honest, you have no idea how often he does this. Your phrasing is used to diminish what he did by making your readers believe that it was a one off. Maybe it was but you really dont know and shouldn’t be carrying Horsfords water when he was such a punk.

Written by: coryc on Monday, Nov. 30, 2009 at 11:38 AM

Don’t be too hard on the guy; he was probably exhausted from a long day of fund-raising. Plus, when you’re driving a gas-guzzling climate-busting behemoth like an Expedition, it’s hard to fit into just one space.

Written by: J.T. on Wednesday, Nov. 25, 2009 at 3:22 AM

Minimum fine of $100 for use by others. [NRS
484.408]
I think that $1000.00 bucks or put on a wheelchair repair clinic would be more appropriate for someone in Horsfords position. Include a free eye exam as well.

Written by: Dave on Tuesday, Nov. 24, 2009 at 10:23 PM
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