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Oh, now this is going to upset people

Really, God hates Reno? We didn’t think God hated any particular city, other than of course Topeka, Kan., since he allowed such fucksticks to set up shop there. But you can’t blame that on God. That’s human stupidity all the way. And bad breeding.

But since we’re always thinking of others, we just know that our good friend and colleague Anjeanette Damon is going to be crushed to find out the Almighty hates her sweet-smelling town. And since these Westboro Baptist Church circus freaks didn’t really say anything about God hating Las Vegas, we’ve got to think he loves the town. And why not? Those Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority ads are hilarious! Everybody loves Vegas, baby!

Anyway, sorry Anjeanette. We hope you’re doing OK.

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6 Responses to “Oh, now this is going to upset people”

Dear Mr. Madison,

Topeka must be a beloved city of Our Lord’s because he put it where no one would care.

Written by: Chandler L. on Monday, Feb. 4, 2008 at 2:18 PM

HEY! Don’t knock Topeka, KS. I happen to be from there. We are not all ‘fucksticks’ or in-breds.

Love, Steve

Written by: Steve Madison on Monday, Feb. 4, 2008 at 12:52 PM

Anjeanette,

Whatever you do, DON’T LOOK BACK when you leave.

Written by: Chandler L. on Monday, Feb. 4, 2008 at 10:58 AM

Looks like little ole’ Reno will have to usurp the Sin City moniker, huh? We’ll let you keep the odor, though.

Written by: Anjeanette on Monday, Feb. 4, 2008 at 10:41 AM

Steverino,

They have had fires, floods and the pestilence of the Mormon cicada. What more will it take? Flaming toads dropping from the sky? The Truckee River running red with blood? Of COURSE The Lord is displeased with Reno/Norther Nevada. And on top of it He shineth His beneficence on Las Vegas. Lo, we in the South truly are the Beloved of The Lord. We are The New Covenant in Nevada. I’ll give you 6-4 on that.

Written by: Chandler L. on Saturday, Feb. 2, 2008 at 9:03 AM

What gets me about these yahoos is that they are all in peoples faces with this crap. But, the minute the tables are turned and someone gets in their faces they whine that the cops aren’t “protecting” them. I say a good ass-kicking is in order for these cretins.

Written by: Robert on Saturday, Feb. 2, 2008 at 8:12 AM
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