I had a dream I was eaten alive by starving teachers. I wonder what that means?

govgibbons IM CERTAINLY DISMAYED BY THE LACK OF RSVPS TO MY EVITE FOR TODAYS BUBBLE BATH SUNDAY PS BYOL MEANS BRING YOUR OWN LOOFAH!!!

govgibbons @LeftyFace and no, just because Dawn has man-hands does NOT mean I am 10 percent gay-married to her!!!!!

govgibbons I once saw Santa Claus come down my chimney; thus I believe in him. Until a gay comes down my chimney, I just won’t believe in gay marriage!

govgibbons Anyone know how I can veto Barbara Buckley? Not her budget, but HER. So she vanishes or melts or explodes or something. Wizards, call me!

govgibbons Ugh. I don’t think I’ll celebrate Cinco de Mayo again. Whose idea was it to turn mayonnaise into a party beverage?

govgibbons How did you show “mompreciation” today? I dropped mother off at Joan’s House of Fabric with $10 for a few hours while I went to Hooter’s.

govgibbons My sweatpants have finally achieved that smell I love.

govgibbons Last night I spent an hour clapping in the dark until I realized they weren’t those kind of lights.

govgibbons so, yeah … its 11:30 and im drinking $2 chardonnay from a pyrex measuring glass. anyone up for a match of internet connect four?